Friend: So how are you doing?
Me: The Hunger Games comes tonight.
Friend: Oh, that's nice. Anyway, what's -
Me: The Hunger Games. Tonight.
Friend: Okay. Can we talk about -
Me: I volunteer.
Friend: Uhm, for what -
Me: I am the Mockingjay.
Friend: You're wha-
Me: FIRE IS CATCHING.
Friend: You're starting to scare -
Me: Real.


